There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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