she woke up with a sticky ear
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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