That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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