I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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