the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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