it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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