Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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