"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize