Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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