Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
tell me about the fingering
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