isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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