p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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