my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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