I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I know her cup size but not her name....
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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