so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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