I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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