I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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