Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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