there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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