I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's never too late to be topless.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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