She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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