I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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