i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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