You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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