he puts the penis in happiness.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
