I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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