how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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