isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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