I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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