So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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