i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
We named our party play list daddy issues
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Dear god my vagina.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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