So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
