feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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