One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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