Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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