Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
