You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
The air taste purple.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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