just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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