How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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