Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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