another moral hangover. fuck.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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