When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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