Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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