I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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