Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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