Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
Randomize
