Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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