If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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