Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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