she looked like the before picture.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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