Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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