Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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