When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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