Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Randomize
