Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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