she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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