i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
